Posted by: killabot | July 9, 2007

14 Jul 2006

i hate small dogs and their clothes (celia meets a small dog)
Category: Pets and Animals

well i went out for sushi today with my friend. on the way back home, i decided to stop over at the local shopping mall near my house. i just became aware on HOW many there are so many stupid pet owners in the world. ANYONE WHO CARRIES THEIR DOG IN A BAG IS A RETARD (this is kind of similar to the last post i wrote about crazy ladies and cats…) but my point is valid!!! any dog that is too retarded to walk by itself and needs to be carried should be put out it’s misery.

ALSO: i hate dogs that wear clothes. ok, it isn’t the dog’s fault BUT SERIOUSLY (this is a message to all pet owners) YOUR DOG DOESN’T NEED A TUTU (i saw a small dog with a tutu. it ain’t going to join the russian ballet troupe!). i seriously classify making a dog wear clothes as a form of animal abuse. and your pet isn’t cute when it wears clothes, it just makes that poor dog look like a loser AND the owner look like they sniff paint as a hobby. in this world, i believe there is WAY more worthwhile things to buy than clothes for dogs. there are people starving in this world, and we are buying clothes for dogs! in this age where we have the internet, satellite tv and so on, it is a crime against humanity that these catastrophes continue on while there are idiots out there that are buying small dogs (that can cost thousands) that are too retarded to walk and are forced to wear clothes that can cost hundreds of dollars made by probably sweatshop workers that were kicked out of the nike factory. but i am not innocent myself, i do own goldfish and i think they are cute…

i have decided to put stupid pet owners on the list of people who belong in satan’s army.

and that is my angry rant for today!

cobra celia


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