I am not a pervert! I am a people person…

1. my name is celia
2. i am from norway
3. i left norway when i was two years old but i am more patriotic and loyal to norway than most norwegians
4. i do think norway is the greatest country on earth despite the fact i don’t travel back to norway much (0nce a year)
5. i have lived and traveled all around the world, just ask and i’ve probably been there
6. despite the fact i believe norway is the greatest country, australia is pretty damn good
7. i live in perth, western australia
8. perth is a nice place, but the people can be very close-minded
9. perth people like to complain about daylight savings, immigration and the attack on family values by homosexuals
10. perth people like sport, specifically AFL
11. the only celebrities that live in perth are footy stars and channel 7 journalists
12. i dislike AFL, but some of the players are nice (when they are not on drugs)
13. my favourite sports are football (soccer), karate and american football
14. my favourite football teams are brann (from bergen, my true home town in norway) and the underdog
15. i have a black belt in karate
16. i don’t train in karate as much as i should, i have too many other commitments
17. my favourite american football teams are the minnesota vikings, carolina panthers, denver broncos and any team against the new england patriot
18. i dislike monarchies, especially the norwegian monarchy
19. i would rather walk on hot coals than be in the presence of that family
20. i have walked on hot coals once. it didn’t hurt
21. i love music
22. i think i have a good taste in music. i like punk, rock, indie etc
23. when i was younger, i thought i was punk. i now realise i just wanted to be one
24. i also love some pop music – michael jackson, mariah carey, madonna, britney spears… the list goes on
25. i like to read, when i get the chance
26. i read the most during the holidays
27. i don’t watch much tv, but i love the daily show and the colbert report
28. i like to watch movies. a good documentary also tickles my fancy
29. politics wise i would say i am a left-libertarian
30. i suppose though in australia i would be aligned to the labor party/the greens and in america i would be aligned to the democrat
31. i am the middle child in my family, so i am probably bound for some psychological problems
32. i have friends all over the world – so i can sometimes forget to contact people easily
33. people always wonder about my sexuality – just ask me and i’ll tell you honestly
34. but i am gay. like every other blogger…
35. i dislike steve irwin and his entire family and i don’t feel guilty thinking that he died because it was own fault and he slightly deserved it
36. i am a wannabe musician/artist/author/playwright
37. i have been writing a script intended as a film for nearly five years
38. i am a nerd – i love reading comics and watching sci-fi
39. i love going to concerts. i have no money because i keep buying tickets to concerts
40. i prefer to buy the record than download the music; i like to hold the record and read the linear notes
41. i own over 800 albums
42. i am unsure where they all are
43. i don’t have much fashion style, but i am trying to improve
44. i like to wear dark clothes
45. in retrospect, when i was in high school i was pretty emo
46. i actually like wearing glasses, they make me look smarter
47. i don’t write with capitals when i blog. i can’t be bothered!
48. i like to watch daytime chat shows. oprah, the view, dr. phil…
49. i love to fucking curse. only losers don’t curse!
50. i bite my nails, especially when i am stressed
51. i am an atheist. i have disliked religion my entire life
52. however i do like to learn about religion, i find it interesting how it moves people and hypnotizes people
53. but then again, weed does the same thing
54. i dislike swimming immensely
55. i like to dance, i just don’t
56. i like to drink beer
57. i dislike wine
58. i like to play the Sims
59. i am female – we like to manipulate people. that is why i like to play the Sims
60. i like to write on my blog when i have exams (i had one today- 17/11/07)
61. i wish i could be a stand-up comedian
62. but a funny one, jerry seinfeld annoys me immensely
63. i like to chew gum
64. especially juicy fruit ‘citronic’ flavour
65. i am not big into family
66. apparently i lack manners (i don’t mean to)
67. i am immature
68. but i think mature people are boring
69. i like to watch fox news – even though it is complete crap
70. i am a fan of irving kristol and his son bill kristol, even though they are neoconservatives and we are complete polar opposites in politics
71. i like hugs, i just don’t give them
72. i love cats, especially my cat Mmrr
73. yes, my cat’s name is Mmrr
74. her name is Mmrr because it sounds like a purr
75. if it doesn’t make sense, blame my brother. i wanted to call her oscar… except she is a girl
76. my alias is sometimes Dylan Wilde
77. as you can probably tell, i am huge fan of bob dylan and oscar wilde
78. i became a fan of bob when i was 14 and i became a fan of oscar when i was 13
79. if i like a band a lot, i will obsess over them and research everything about them
80. despite the fact i am punk rocker at heart, the best concert i’ve ever been to was a michael jackson concert
81. if i could meet any dead celebrity, i would probably meet joe strummer from the clash
82. i like to keep things to myself
83. celebrity crush? does the reflection in my mirror count?
84. i love to work out (despite the fact i still am overweight :S)
85. i like running and doing weights
86. when i exercise, i watch the country music channel
87. i really do like country music sometimes
88. my favourite country music star is johnny cash
89. the best bluegrass/country album ever is either johnny cash’s At Folsom Prison or the movie soundtrack to Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
90. my favourite album on earth? it changes weekly
91. bob dylan’s Highway 61 Revisited and the clash’s London Calling keep popping up though
92. i do consider it my mission to find the greatest record on earth
93. i love being into a band no one has heard of
94. i’ve never seen a shooting star, but i would like to
95. i have some great friends. they are like mixed nuts
96. for some reason, i think jake gyllenhaal is really cool
97. i like to read a lot of political non-fiction books, from both sides of the political spectrum
98. i also like to read american literature
99. people accuse me being obsessed with america
100. and i would have to partially agree with them

there! 100 random things about me